jueves, 21 de octubre de 2010

SATAN

"Satan

The local minister of a large congregation was having church
services early one Sunday morning. As he was doing so, in
walked Satan dressed to the hilt. Fire was shooting out of
his eyes, smoke was coming out of his nostrils, and he left
burning footprints wherever he walked. The members of the
congregation were so alarmed that they all ran out of the
church in hopes of saving their souls.

But in the corner sat a slim little old man in his eighties.
Satan walked up to him with fire all around him. "Are you
not afraid of me?" Satan said in a deep voice.

"No, I am not," said the old man calmly.

"And why not?" asked Satan.

The old man looked at him and said, ...........

WHAT DID HE SAY?

7 comentarios:

  1. The old man looked at him and said, "I have been married to
    your sister for 60 years!"


    I like your riddles very much!!! Thanks, teacher

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  2. The old man said:"I hope to be sitting on a chocolate cake, if not, I have fear."

    (A. Durango and J. Recio)

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  3. The old man said: "I know you aren't Satan because... I'm Satan!"

    nº5-Inés Azuara

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  4. because I prefer stay here with you that to come back home with my wife



    Elena Feito

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  5. The old man said: "They have sticked my bottom to the chair"

    (Elena Pérez)19

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  6. The old man said: because if this is my last second of life I want to live without fear, besides, no one else here waiting for me.


    Nº1 (Marta Aguado)

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  7. The old man said: f you, Satan, take me to hell, at least I won't have cold

    (36, Marta Vizuete,2ºB)

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