lunes, 25 de octubre de 2010

jueves, 21 de octubre de 2010

SATAN

"Satan

The local minister of a large congregation was having church
services early one Sunday morning. As he was doing so, in
walked Satan dressed to the hilt. Fire was shooting out of
his eyes, smoke was coming out of his nostrils, and he left
burning footprints wherever he walked. The members of the
congregation were so alarmed that they all ran out of the
church in hopes of saving their souls.

But in the corner sat a slim little old man in his eighties.
Satan walked up to him with fire all around him. "Are you
not afraid of me?" Satan said in a deep voice.

"No, I am not," said the old man calmly.

"And why not?" asked Satan.

The old man looked at him and said, ...........

WHAT DID HE SAY?

domingo, 17 de octubre de 2010

HAIKU

IT IS ORIGINALY FROM JAPAN. IT IS A POEM OF THREE LINES ONLY: 1ST AND 3RD LINES HAVE FIVE SYLABLES AND THE 2ND HAS SEVEN SYLABLES.

EXAMPLE
Underneath the bridge
A Christmas tree abandoned
In cold gry darkness


EVERYBODY HAS EMOTIONS, FEELINGS....

BE A POET THIS TIME

WRITE TWO "HAIKUS"?

lunes, 11 de octubre de 2010

COMPLETE THE STORY NO WRONG OR RIGHT ENDINGS

Ol' Fred

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the
hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to
stand with them.

As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition
appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for
something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen
and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of
energy to scribble a note, then suddenly died. The preacher
thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he
placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized
that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when
Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note
just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing
Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us
all."