martes, 21 de diciembre de 2010
jueves, 16 de diciembre de 2010
viernes, 10 de diciembre de 2010
miércoles, 8 de diciembre de 2010
PAINTING---- OPTIONAL
Knock at the DOOR and select a picture. Copy and paste in a word (97-2003) document . Describe it and send to your teacher's e-mail with your name, the painter and the title of the master piece.
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Ciudad de la pintura:
Web Gallery:
Artcyclopedia
Audiolingua of the Prado Museum
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Ciudad de la pintura:
Web Gallery:
Artcyclopedia
Audiolingua of the Prado Museum
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martes, 7 de diciembre de 2010
We have revised some songs by The Beatles Optional
Now revise some songs by JOHN LENNON- a quizz.. only 10 questions!!!
sábado, 4 de diciembre de 2010
domingo, 28 de noviembre de 2010
MR WILSON, MY BEST TEACHER
Mr. Wilson taught sixth-grade science. On the first day of class, he gave us a lecture about a creature called the cattywampus, an ill-adapted nocturnal animal that was wiped out during the Ice Age. He passed around a skull as he talked. We all took notes and later had a quiz.
When he returned my paper, I was shocked there was a big red X through each of my answers. I had failed. There had to be some mistake! I had written down exactly what Mr. Wilson said. Then I realized that everyone in the class had failed. What had happened?
When he returned my paper, I was shocked there was a big red X through each of my answers. I had failed. There had to be some mistake! I had written down exactly what Mr. Wilson said. Then I realized that everyone in the class had failed. What had happened?
martes, 2 de noviembre de 2010
WAITER, WAITER! THERE IS A FLY IN MY SOUP!!
Look for 2 more endings
EXAMPLES:
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !
What do you expect for 20 Rupees, a beetle ?
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
I'm sorry sir, I didn't realise you where a vegetarian !
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
EXAMPLES:
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !
What do you expect for 20 Rupees, a beetle ?
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
I'm sorry sir, I didn't realise you where a vegetarian !
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
lunes, 25 de octubre de 2010
jueves, 21 de octubre de 2010
SATAN
"Satan
The local minister of a large congregation was having church
services early one Sunday morning. As he was doing so, in
walked Satan dressed to the hilt. Fire was shooting out of
his eyes, smoke was coming out of his nostrils, and he left
burning footprints wherever he walked. The members of the
congregation were so alarmed that they all ran out of the
church in hopes of saving their souls.
But in the corner sat a slim little old man in his eighties.
Satan walked up to him with fire all around him. "Are you
not afraid of me?" Satan said in a deep voice.
"No, I am not," said the old man calmly.
"And why not?" asked Satan.
The old man looked at him and said, ...........
WHAT DID HE SAY?
The local minister of a large congregation was having church
services early one Sunday morning. As he was doing so, in
walked Satan dressed to the hilt. Fire was shooting out of
his eyes, smoke was coming out of his nostrils, and he left
burning footprints wherever he walked. The members of the
congregation were so alarmed that they all ran out of the
church in hopes of saving their souls.
But in the corner sat a slim little old man in his eighties.
Satan walked up to him with fire all around him. "Are you
not afraid of me?" Satan said in a deep voice.
"No, I am not," said the old man calmly.
"And why not?" asked Satan.
The old man looked at him and said, ...........
WHAT DID HE SAY?
domingo, 17 de octubre de 2010
HAIKU
IT IS ORIGINALY FROM JAPAN. IT IS A POEM OF THREE LINES ONLY: 1ST AND 3RD LINES HAVE FIVE SYLABLES AND THE 2ND HAS SEVEN SYLABLES.
EXAMPLE
Underneath the bridge
A Christmas tree abandoned
In cold gry darkness
EVERYBODY HAS EMOTIONS, FEELINGS....
BE A POET THIS TIME
WRITE TWO "HAIKUS"?
EXAMPLE
Underneath the bridge
A Christmas tree abandoned
In cold gry darkness
EVERYBODY HAS EMOTIONS, FEELINGS....
BE A POET THIS TIME
WRITE TWO "HAIKUS"?
lunes, 11 de octubre de 2010
COMPLETE THE STORY NO WRONG OR RIGHT ENDINGS
Ol' Fred
Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the
hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to
stand with them.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition
appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for
something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen
and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of
energy to scribble a note, then suddenly died. The preacher
thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he
placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized
that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when
Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note
just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing
Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us
all."
Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the
hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to
stand with them.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition
appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for
something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen
and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of
energy to scribble a note, then suddenly died. The preacher
thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he
placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized
that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when
Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note
just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing
Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us
all."
miércoles, 30 de junio de 2010
martes, 25 de mayo de 2010
martes, 18 de mayo de 2010
lunes, 17 de mayo de 2010
miércoles, 12 de mayo de 2010
viernes, 7 de mayo de 2010
jueves, 29 de abril de 2010
domingo, 25 de abril de 2010
viernes, 23 de abril de 2010
jueves, 15 de abril de 2010
sábado, 10 de abril de 2010
jueves, 25 de marzo de 2010
miércoles, 24 de marzo de 2010
jueves, 25 de febrero de 2010
miércoles, 20 de enero de 2010
martes, 12 de enero de 2010
viernes, 1 de enero de 2010
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